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Mission Statement

We at JokeTshirt.com are dedicated to covering all the nipples in the world with funny t-shirts. These funny tees will be awesome and mostly not totally ripped off from other funny shirt websites. Through the distribution of these funny shirts, we hope to build up a massive pile of funny t-shirt cash. With this t-shirt related pile of cash, we will buy cool things like gaming consoles or funny t-shirts. The funny t-shirt designs we make will be developed based on current events and events taken from our twisted upbringing. We offer an apology about our funny-t shirt site to those of you who know us. There is no way to view this site of funny t-shirts and not think less of us. We truly are sorry. Although (funny shirt), to the casual viewer, (funny tees) this mission statement (funny shirts) is a keyword filled diatribe (tee shirts) designed wholly for search engines, I assure you (funny t-shirts) that it isn't. Funny t-shirts. Thank you.

Disclaimer

Warning. Hot link to images on this website at your own risk. I occasionally change the images to embarrass you. The altered images are typically pornographic and usually contain text questioning your sexuality. I do this because I think it's funny.

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Without fear of contradiction, I can say that you are probably drunk right now. How do I know? Simple... Studies show that 85% of people visiting JokeTshirt.com are drunk. What do drunks need? Right... Beer money. Stop selling plasma down by the homeless shelter and start earning your beer money the modern way... Become a JokeTshirt.com Affiliate Website. This affiliate program pays 15% of the sale. That's $3.00 for the average JokeTshirt. If you sell 15 shirts per day, you could be bringing home over $16,000 per year. That's a crap load of beer money, my friend.

It's not hard to get started, but you're going to have to focus. To help you through the process, we have broken it down into three steps. To help you relate to the process, we have developed a step by step comparison to "Dick in a Box".

Step #1 - Cut a hole in a box
You need to become a Cafepress affiliate program member. Cafepress represents the hole through which your junk must pass in order to sell JokeTshirt products. Click Here and become a Cafepress Affiliate.

Step #2 - Put your junk in that box
Your junk is the Cafepress PID number. This is a seven digit number. It's a special number that is specific to your account. Just like your wang is special and specific to you. Get it... PID = Wang. Never loose track of your wang, you're going to need it for the next step.

Step #3 - Make her open the box
Copy the code for the banner(s) of your choice into your own webpage. Replace the XXXXXXX in the banner code with your PID number. The code is the hottie. Your PID is your wang. You MUST stick your PID number into the code, or it won't work. Get it? Code = Hottie. Put your WANG into the HOTTIE...

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Bam! That's what I call my... JokeTshirt Affiliate Program. From this point on, when one of the visitors to your website clicks on the banner and places an order, you will get 15% of the order. Cafepress is an awesome company to work with. I couldn't be more happy with them. The affiliate program really does work. The links in the code will take your visitors straight to the Cafepress version of JokeTshirt.com.

If you have any questions, you can e-mail me at honcho@joketshirt.com. I will be happy to help get you started. If you're having any trouble, see the video below. I think it explains it best.



Good luck and Happy Affiliating!